Total Medals Earned: 388 (From 51 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,645 Points
Medals Earned: 3/5 (85/210 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/210 points)
Medals Earned: 5/14 (25/290 points)
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)
Medals Earned: 6/17 (150/525 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/180 points)
Medals Earned: 15/16 (470/495 points)
Medals Earned: 10/10 (460/460 points)
Medals Earned: 1/26 (5/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/9 (30/270 points)
Find all pairs under 120 seconds
Get more than 4000 points
Get more than 8000 points
Find all pairs under 60 seconds
Get more than 12000 points
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Solve every easy (blue) room
Solve every medium (teal) room
Solve every challenging (red) room
Solve every hard (purple) room
Solve every bonus (green) room
Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Complete the game using 5 or less Resets
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Read EVERYTHING.
Survive an entire level with a dead tree
Collect tree extra lives during a single game
Kill each type of kid at least 5 times
Survive to level 25
Max out Mrs. Claus' ammo capacity
Survive 15 levels without dying once
Max out the gift drop rate of your tree
Max out Mrs. Claus' hit points capacity
Max out your tree defenses
Max out all four upgrade categories
Perform an execution
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
150 Kills in a match
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
get to level 28
get to lvl 9
get to level 22
Get the bad ending
vote on 3 maps
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
